Wednesday, April 24, 2013


So, Why a Barn Fly?

Welcome to the first post from Maine Horse Trails and Carriage Tales.  The Roaming Stories of a Maine Barn Fly.  Yup, that’s the name of it.  That’s what I called it. 

You may think, “Okay.  I get the Horse Trails and Carriage Tales.  You’re going to talk about horses and riding and carriages and stuff.  No-brainer there, I get it.  But a barn fly?  Really?  That’s kind of…um…odd.  I mean, who wants to be associated with a barn fly?  You do know where they hang out and what they walk on, right?”  Let me explain:

I have the typical story of many little girls growing up.  I was CRAZY for horses.  Every piece of paper had a horse scrawled on it.  Every recess was spent chasing my other horse-crazy friends around the playground pretending to be horses.  I had one of those bouncy horses with springs mounted on an aluminum frame out in the barn of our suburban North Deering home in Portland.  I spent hours out there with “Wildfire” (named after Michael Martin Murphey’s  1975 song) bringing her grass clippings for hay and pulling her into her “stall” in the corner of the barn before Grampa parked the old Ford Galaxy for the night.  Every horizontal tree branch around our house had an old rug thrown over it and a rope tied in it for a makeshift horse.  The trail rides I took in those trees were the stuff of legends, even if I did get thrown off my “horse” a few times and ate dirt.  It was all part of the experience. 

Fast-forward to my adult years, past high school and college, past the marriage and the establishing of a career and the mortgage and the kids and the soccer games and all the other grown-up stuff; the call of the barn still buzzed in my head.  I had long since outgrown Wildfire and moved away from my childhood home with the tree-branch horses.   I finally got up the courage, saved a few bucks and contacted a barn to inquire about lessons.  OUCH.  Way too expensive! (See kids and soccer games, et-al above.) 

They say, “Where there’s a will, there’s a way” and I found my way through the magic of horse-poop.  You see, horse barns are full of horses and horses are full of…well…you know.  It’s a dirty job but if you want to be around horses and learn as much as you can about them you start, quite literally, at the bottom. 

Soon I was spending as much time as I could at the barn.  Scooping and mucking, lugging water and hay and even sometimes getting to lead a horse from one stall to the other.  And I learned.  I watched and asked questions and listened and learned some more.  I never missed the farrier or spring shots or clinics. I watched other people’s lessons.  I loved the aromatic scent of horses and shavings and hay…and manure.  I went from one barn to another asking questions and listening to horse-people share their stories, practices, routines, remedies—anything they would share related to their horses.  I learned that there are as many was to do things as there are barns!  Some keep their horses out 24/7, some keep them in stalls; some feed this while others feed that; some provide more bedding in their stalls and some provide less.  Some horses are shod while others go barefoot. 

In this blog, I will share with you the stories of the barn, the horses and their people as observed by a fly on the barn wall.  I hope you enjoy them.